Drabbles, round two! (Setting the Stage [FMA] and these are the [FMA])

Woooooooobity woo. Only two this time, 'cos one of them went over my own self-imposed limit (... er), but yeah, go fig. ;;;;;;;;; For the MOST part, I'm trying to keep myself to a decent amount, but hopefully I'll be forgiven? U_U
Yeh-HAY for feeling sucktastic, and if you actually read this, kudos to you, 'cos, uh, yeah. Sorry. :D;;;;; But I feel lousy. x_O
Setting the Stage [requested by tdei and keraha; Envy and Ed, and sorta noncon, and sorta not--beware? >_>]
( Enter our Hero and our Villain, stage left )

these are the [requested by chirachira; Havoc/Scar, and MORE weird things--wtf am I on? ._.]
( these are the presents that ishbara gave him )