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[nekokoban]

Dear creepy man running down the Ave:

Please understand why I'm shocked/pissed off after I try to step aside and you run towards me and you grab me and shake me with one of your hands trying to grab my chest.

No, saying "SORRY" and looking insulted when I don't accept does not count as a proper apology.

NO LOVE,
me

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[jpegasus.livejournal.com]

....wow. There are just...some bonkers people in the world. Maybe it was a really, really bad flirting technique? Like when you accidentally bump into someone and they drop their stuff so you help them pick it up and you fall in love. It happens all the time in movies, so it must be true >->

Only he's a crazy jerk, so it didn't quite work out *kicks him, puts puppy in a box and carries it off safely*

[nekokoban]

If I can have a moment of utter and sheer shallowness, can I just say OH GOD I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT IN A MOVIE because this guy, he sort of that that buggy fish-eyed thing going on. D:

This puppy-inna-box is seriously considering an investment in pepper spray or something right now. D: