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Lists of Five!
From this post yesterday. These are fun. 8D
I am not always serious, but that doesn't really mean I'm funny. ... I'm sorry. XD;
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COINCIDENCE Y/N.)
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Five secret fetishes of Riku
1. So the one time Sora took a wrong turn with the Gummi Ship, they ended up in a place that gave Kairi cat ears and a tail while they were on-world, and Riku spent nearly half the time staring at them (they looked soft) and the other half of the time trying very hard not to look at them.
(This is one of the reason why he doesn't let Kairi bring a cat home. Just in case.)
2. The blindfold, especially now it's no longer necessary. He hasn't decided yet if he likes it better on himself, or one of the others. For now, he's content to keep experimenting to figure it out.
3. Whatever flowery stuff Kairi uses for shampoo. It smells really good and Sora uses it sometimes too (usually when he runs out of whatever generic stuff was on the shelf last) and Riku's sort of grateful for how baggy his pants are.
4. Contrasts. Kairi holds her Keyblade differently than Sora, so their calluses are in different places -- unlike Riku, whose entire palm from pulse to fingers is sort of the consistency of leather. Riku likes to compare.
5. And if he wants to be entirely honest (maybe more than he's really comfortable with), the thing he likes the most is the afterglow -- it's not like he really wants to have sex again right after they finish, but that sometimes, he thinks he initiates sex just for the chance to lie with Sora and Kairi afterwards and know he doesn't have to go anywhere at all.
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Five times Axel did bad things with fire
1. So, does the time he set his own sleeves on fire count? On the other hand, the next coat they gave him was nice and close-fitting at the top, so hey! It turned out all right.
2. Then there was the time he got bored right after he first arrived at Castle Oblivion and set fire to a few trees for the light show.
... hey, how was he supposed to know those were Marluxia's favorites?
Bastard has a real nasty right hook, by the way.
3. It wasn't like the Superior really *needed* that tapestry hanging in his office, right? Thing was damn ugly anyway.
4. So maaaaaaaaybe he did that whole crisping off Demyx's ponytail on purpose, but come on. The mullet was bad enough on its own.
5. Someday, Roxas may forgive him for using the Samurai Nobodies as target practice in his own specialized version of whack-a-mole, but at least he'll be entertained till then.
(They're best friends and hey, what're a few subordinates between buddies?)
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Five orders on Demyx's cue card
1. "Aggravating as he may sometimes be, refrain from siccing water clones on Number VIII, even if he keeps threatening to burn you bald. Unless you both want to clean up the mess."
2. "While being awarded a Finny for 'Best Performance in a Royal Musical' is commendable, refrain from auditioning any more, as it distracts from our primary mission."
3. "Note to self: Avoid laundry duty at all costs. Especially when someone returns from a mission and you don't know where they've been. Especially if it's Xigbar."
4. "Another note to self: do not leave your sheet music lying around, unless you want Xigbar to edit dirty limericks into the lyrics you're trying to write."
5. "Should VIII offer to trade for chore duty, refuse him. He never tries to switch unless he's been stuck with something really unpleasant as punishment."
6. And if Axel tries to avoid something that has to do with Roxas, get the hell out of dodge and don't look back.
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Five punchlines Hamel has graffitied on Raiel's piano
1. "I am tooooootally compensating."
2. "Raiel, Warrior ofHomo Love"
3. "Mothers, hide your daughters! I'll eat them all!"
4. "Still wets the bed."
5. "He be sailing the red seas! Pretty girls beware!"
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Five times Kenji hit on the wrong person
1. The time his mother was in heat? He's got no idea what you're talking about. Really.
2. It is totally, completely, and horribly unfair that the brat looks so much like Mama from behind. Totally UNFAIR. He just wanted a hug, that was all--!
3. Since everyone and the brat knows about the scar he left on Katsu's wing, Kenji supposes he should just be glad they don't know about the others he's left, too.
4. SO HE RAN INTO MAMA WHEN SHE WAS COMING OUT OF THE BATH AND HE WAS GOING TO BED AND HE WAS JUST GIVING HER A HUG, OKAY? JUST. A. HUG.
5. But even though he fought against it a lot-lot-lot at first, Akira-kun eventually came around♥
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Five orders Haruka didn't mind following
1. There was the time where Kantarou was trying to plan a surprise party for Youko's birthday, and thought he was being terribly subtle about the whole thing, and Haruka knew Youko already knew, but it wasn't that much of a pain to keep his mouth shut anyway.
2. Once Kantarou got sick enough that he only made it halfway down the stairs before collapsing across the rest to lie unmoving at the bottom; Youko had sent Haruka at a run to the doctors at once, and he hadn't even thought to complain.
3. He hadn't actually minded walking Yuri home from the theater, but he'd already promised her he would, and it annoyed him that Kantarou had to go and make it into an order, too.
4. Even if it was irritating that Kantarou would sic him upon some unsuspecting woman to ferret out gossip, she still gave him dinner, which even things out in the end.
5. "Haruka. Don't go?"
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Five pieces of advice Roxas never wanted to give Sora
1. While Curaga and the hierarchy of Potions can heal most problems, things would be so much easier if one just paid attention before charging headfirst into a nest of Bombs.
2. SHE LIKES YOU.
3. HE LIKES YOU TOO.
4. Kissing someone does not equal trying to eat their face. You're lucky she's still breathing.
5. I think we're allergic to that brand of lube. ... no, no reason why, call it a hunch.
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Five things that never happened to the GetBackers
1. They became filthy rich so that they never had to work again, and lived happily ever after.
2. At some point Ginji returned to the Mugenjou alone; the surveillance cameras saw him walk through Lower Town like a ghost, open the door to the Beltline, and disappear through; transmission cuts off after that and was never resumed.
3. It's a really nice dream, paying off their tab at the Honky Tonk ... a really, really nice dream.
4. When Natsumi went off to college and Ban no longer had to help her study, he took one look at Ginji's expression and said, "I hate entrance exams," and that was that.
5. Somewhere along the way, the plan of "sucker a rich old lady into taking care of us forever" got set aside and forgotten, but hey. The Ladybug's seats were comfortable, and sort of fit to the form of their bodies at this point, better than any bed ever would.
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Five introductions Xemnas gave to new Organization members
1. "Vexen, the Chilly Academic." (At which point Axel had made a really rude noise that might have been restrained laughter, and had possibly made a comment or three about ice queens, but Xemnas opted to ignore him, and Vexen had just stared straight ahead with pinch-lipped disapproval.)
2. "Saix, the Luna Diviner." (It pleases him, to see how the others accept this newcomer into what had originally been such a tight-knit group of six. It means they have the potential to expand, and if they do, which means that Kingdom Hearts is most certainly within their reach.)
3. "Demyx, the Melodious Nocturne." (At some point, during their raids, someone had brought back a book of poetry from a desert world, and he'd spent an entire sleepless night trying to figure out which phrases resonated most with the emptiness in his chest; in the end, more tired than he cared to admit, he took a line from Poem #45, "The Water Spirit's Glide," and left it at that.)
4. "Marluxia, the Graceful Assassin." (Which Axel had been annoyed by, because the Assassins were HIS, damnit, and no mincing pink-haired prettyboy was going to take HIS Nobodies--
Xemnas never asked how they resolved that one, though Axel had spent nearly a month out of action and two entire wings of the Castle That Wasn't had been ruined beyond repair.)
5. "Roxas, the Key of Destiny." (And that was how the story began.)
I am not always serious, but that doesn't really mean I'm funny. ... I'm sorry. XD;
(P.S. To Seattlites: I get an e-mail from
ratzeo and for the FIRST TIME EVER, Gmail gives me "Batman Neon - www.neoncentral.com - Display this Batman Logo neon sign proudly anywhere in your home."COINCIDENCE Y/N.)
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Five secret fetishes of Riku
1. So the one time Sora took a wrong turn with the Gummi Ship, they ended up in a place that gave Kairi cat ears and a tail while they were on-world, and Riku spent nearly half the time staring at them (they looked soft) and the other half of the time trying very hard not to look at them.
(This is one of the reason why he doesn't let Kairi bring a cat home. Just in case.)
2. The blindfold, especially now it's no longer necessary. He hasn't decided yet if he likes it better on himself, or one of the others. For now, he's content to keep experimenting to figure it out.
3. Whatever flowery stuff Kairi uses for shampoo. It smells really good and Sora uses it sometimes too (usually when he runs out of whatever generic stuff was on the shelf last) and Riku's sort of grateful for how baggy his pants are.
4. Contrasts. Kairi holds her Keyblade differently than Sora, so their calluses are in different places -- unlike Riku, whose entire palm from pulse to fingers is sort of the consistency of leather. Riku likes to compare.
5. And if he wants to be entirely honest (maybe more than he's really comfortable with), the thing he likes the most is the afterglow -- it's not like he really wants to have sex again right after they finish, but that sometimes, he thinks he initiates sex just for the chance to lie with Sora and Kairi afterwards and know he doesn't have to go anywhere at all.
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Five times Axel did bad things with fire
1. So, does the time he set his own sleeves on fire count? On the other hand, the next coat they gave him was nice and close-fitting at the top, so hey! It turned out all right.
2. Then there was the time he got bored right after he first arrived at Castle Oblivion and set fire to a few trees for the light show.
... hey, how was he supposed to know those were Marluxia's favorites?
Bastard has a real nasty right hook, by the way.
3. It wasn't like the Superior really *needed* that tapestry hanging in his office, right? Thing was damn ugly anyway.
4. So maaaaaaaaybe he did that whole crisping off Demyx's ponytail on purpose, but come on. The mullet was bad enough on its own.
5. Someday, Roxas may forgive him for using the Samurai Nobodies as target practice in his own specialized version of whack-a-mole, but at least he'll be entertained till then.
(They're best friends and hey, what're a few subordinates between buddies?)
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Five orders on Demyx's cue card
1. "Aggravating as he may sometimes be, refrain from siccing water clones on Number VIII, even if he keeps threatening to burn you bald. Unless you both want to clean up the mess."
2. "While being awarded a Finny for 'Best Performance in a Royal Musical' is commendable, refrain from auditioning any more, as it distracts from our primary mission."
3. "Note to self: Avoid laundry duty at all costs. Especially when someone returns from a mission and you don't know where they've been. Especially if it's Xigbar."
4. "Another note to self: do not leave your sheet music lying around, unless you want Xigbar to edit dirty limericks into the lyrics you're trying to write."
5. "Should VIII offer to trade for chore duty, refuse him. He never tries to switch unless he's been stuck with something really unpleasant as punishment."
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Five punchlines Hamel has graffitied on Raiel's piano
1. "I am tooooootally compensating."
2. "Raiel, Warrior of
3. "Mothers, hide your daughters! I'll eat them all!"
4. "Still wets the bed."
5. "He be sailing the red seas! Pretty girls beware!"
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Five times Kenji hit on the wrong person
1. The time his mother was in heat? He's got no idea what you're talking about. Really.
2. It is totally, completely, and horribly unfair that the brat looks so much like Mama from behind. Totally UNFAIR. He just wanted a hug, that was all--!
3. Since everyone and the brat knows about the scar he left on Katsu's wing, Kenji supposes he should just be glad they don't know about the others he's left, too.
4. SO HE RAN INTO MAMA WHEN SHE WAS COMING OUT OF THE BATH AND HE WAS GOING TO BED AND HE WAS JUST GIVING HER A HUG, OKAY? JUST. A. HUG.
5. But even though he fought against it a lot-lot-lot at first, Akira-kun eventually came around♥
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Five orders Haruka didn't mind following
1. There was the time where Kantarou was trying to plan a surprise party for Youko's birthday, and thought he was being terribly subtle about the whole thing, and Haruka knew Youko already knew, but it wasn't that much of a pain to keep his mouth shut anyway.
2. Once Kantarou got sick enough that he only made it halfway down the stairs before collapsing across the rest to lie unmoving at the bottom; Youko had sent Haruka at a run to the doctors at once, and he hadn't even thought to complain.
3. He hadn't actually minded walking Yuri home from the theater, but he'd already promised her he would, and it annoyed him that Kantarou had to go and make it into an order, too.
4. Even if it was irritating that Kantarou would sic him upon some unsuspecting woman to ferret out gossip, she still gave him dinner, which even things out in the end.
5. "Haruka. Don't go?"
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Five pieces of advice Roxas never wanted to give Sora
1. While Curaga and the hierarchy of Potions can heal most problems, things would be so much easier if one just paid attention before charging headfirst into a nest of Bombs.
2. SHE LIKES YOU.
3. HE LIKES YOU TOO.
4. Kissing someone does not equal trying to eat their face. You're lucky she's still breathing.
5. I think we're allergic to that brand of lube. ... no, no reason why, call it a hunch.
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Five things that never happened to the GetBackers
1. They became filthy rich so that they never had to work again, and lived happily ever after.
2. At some point Ginji returned to the Mugenjou alone; the surveillance cameras saw him walk through Lower Town like a ghost, open the door to the Beltline, and disappear through; transmission cuts off after that and was never resumed.
3. It's a really nice dream, paying off their tab at the Honky Tonk ... a really, really nice dream.
4. When Natsumi went off to college and Ban no longer had to help her study, he took one look at Ginji's expression and said, "I hate entrance exams," and that was that.
5. Somewhere along the way, the plan of "sucker a rich old lady into taking care of us forever" got set aside and forgotten, but hey. The Ladybug's seats were comfortable, and sort of fit to the form of their bodies at this point, better than any bed ever would.
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Five introductions Xemnas gave to new Organization members
1. "Vexen, the Chilly Academic." (At which point Axel had made a really rude noise that might have been restrained laughter, and had possibly made a comment or three about ice queens, but Xemnas opted to ignore him, and Vexen had just stared straight ahead with pinch-lipped disapproval.)
2. "Saix, the Luna Diviner." (It pleases him, to see how the others accept this newcomer into what had originally been such a tight-knit group of six. It means they have the potential to expand, and if they do, which means that Kingdom Hearts is most certainly within their reach.)
3. "Demyx, the Melodious Nocturne." (At some point, during their raids, someone had brought back a book of poetry from a desert world, and he'd spent an entire sleepless night trying to figure out which phrases resonated most with the emptiness in his chest; in the end, more tired than he cared to admit, he took a line from Poem #45, "The Water Spirit's Glide," and left it at that.)
4. "Marluxia, the Graceful Assassin." (Which Axel had been annoyed by, because the Assassins were HIS, damnit, and no mincing pink-haired prettyboy was going to take HIS Nobodies--
Xemnas never asked how they resolved that one, though Axel had spent nearly a month out of action and two entire wings of the Castle That Wasn't had been ruined beyond repair.)
5. "Roxas, the Key of Destiny." (And that was how the story began.)
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Riku and the afterglow, YES.
Marluxia with a really nasty right hook, ALSO YES. (Guy wields a two-handed weapon one-handed, ah ha ha.)
The sheer Axel-unpleasantness of using the samurai for practice, HEH.
A FINNY, AWESOME.
Okay EVERYTHING IN THE KENJI ONE HAD ME GRINNING. O Ken-chan. You. Sort of fail at. Not hitting on your family.
The Haruka-orders had me grinning all the way through and then I got to the last one and just kind of. MELTED. A whole lot.
[DIES LAUGHING at the Roxas advice and eating face and ALLERGIC TO THAT TYPE, CALL IT A HUNCH] I love you k.
The first one of the Getbackers? Also kinda made me burst into a mad grin.
And then. ALL the last ones are awesome and little mini-drabbles on their own and. I love your Marluxia for not being a pushover and I love the tension between him and Axel in these and actually, you just kinda rock.
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... and also, Kenji, while it is good to love your mother, it is less good to love your mother. Your fathers would object. >3 I'm bad, I have too much fun with Oedipal!Kenji.
Thing is, I always wondered why Marluxia was the "Graceful Assassin," since there's not really anything ... sneaky or assassin-like about a GIANT SCYTHE. But he and Axel did resolve their differences, even if it involved violence and worse, though neither of them will give a straight answer if you actually ask about it. :O
♥ I'm glad you liked these~~~
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And his pants.And Axel. Heck, anything KH. =3no subject
♥!
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Also? This?
5. "Haruka. Don't go?"
Is love. So freaking CUTE.
The Demyx cue card one was also adorable and then another favorite one liner is...
4. "Marluxia, the Graceful Assassin." (Which Axel had been annoyed by, because the Assassins were HIS, damnit, and no mincing pink-haired prettyboy was going to take HIS Nobodies--
Xemnas never asked how they resolved that one, though Axel had spent nearly a month out of action and two entire wings of the Castle That Wasn't had been ruined beyond repair.)
*Giggle*
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But HUZZAH, I'm glad the tactics one had the impact I wanted~♥♥ :3
Axel is very grumpy about the fact that no one mentioned that Marluxia was also walking with a limp for a good two months after their "discussion," for the record. 8D
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DKJHKSLDSGHD. They were so TOTALLY HAMEL but this one takes the cake. It IS totally Hamel to gripe about Raiel's piano while making believe his violin wasn't even more ludicrously sized by comparison. XDDDD WIN.
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It's a keepsake from his mommy. D:
(Which is to say, I think it's much more likely Hamel is the one compensating, even though I have to wonder what possessed Raiel to strap a piano to his back before going on his travels. XD)
♥ I'm glad you liked~
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The piano is obviously a masculinity booster. Not of the compensating sort, but of the pet pillow sort: it makes him feel secure in front of girls. Or so he thinks, as its efficacy has yet to be proved.
And it's not like anyone could do, you know, with a PIANO on their back. (Though it would be kinky.)
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"SHE LIKES YOU. HE LIKES YOU TOO." XDDDDD
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Roxas would like to state for the record that while it is v. nice to have a heart and a solid identity and everything, he would like it ever so much more if Sora would just give it a rest and let them get some sleep already. >(
♥♥
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HARD.
Sorry I don't know the other fandoms.
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♥
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BUT THE KINGDOM HEARTS ONES WERE FUN TO WRITE TOO. Especially Roxas. XD
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OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU LIKE HAMELN TOO♥ Naturally, if Raiel is compensating, Hamel is just carrying on the MEMENTO OF HIS DEAR~ BELOVED~ MOTHER~
XD
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Till thennnnnn-- well. I'll just have to picture Hamel and Flute's moronic-ever-after. XD
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The Roxas ones were dangerously fun to write. XD
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... and for the record, Roxas would like to state that he does not get paid enough for he gets put through with Sora. XD
♥♥ And yay, I'm really glad the GetBackers one passed♥ :D
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♥ ♥ ♥ g;jg;
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♥♥♥
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GB ones had me laughing, love the image of Ban helping Natsumi study. And the Tactics "Don't go." was beautiful! Also for Tactics, don't suppose we could get a ficlet for the 2nd one? Just such a yummie image...(yes, my cravings for Tactics h/c will probably never fade ^_-)
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Natsumi would totally utilize Ban as a study partner; he'd probably do it if she paid him as a tutor. XD Because secretly he's a nice guy. XD
... I mayyyyyyy, now that you've mentioned it, try writing a ficlet for the second tactics one (because I'm a sucker, I like Haruka worrying a lot :p), but we'll have to see♥ I'm glad you liked these, though. :3
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(and at Tactics, lots and lots, because Haruka gets DINNER and it all evens out and of-course he won't go anywhere, silly.♥)
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(Haruka gets dinner, which is ALWAYS a win for him -- and even if he grumbles and complains, he won't go anywhere for long without Kantarou♥)
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(It is a little-known fact that, in order to supplement the allowance he recieved biweekly from Xemnas, Roxas was the "Agony Uncle" with a very popular advice column in the
onlylargest newspaper for the World That Never Was-- [KEYBLADE'D])♥
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As for Riku's Secret Fetishes...nooooo you will *not* make me a fan of *that* OT3!! ^tries her hardest to resist^
Oh, btw, this is Carmen from UW (dunno if you still remember me though O__o).