Primitive forms of courtship?

[nekokoban]

Dear sir on the bus:

No, I don't want your chicken.
Nor do I want your strawberries.
Or your bannana.
No, I was serious about the chicken.
Did I mention I don't want your strawberries?
OR THE CHICKEN.

I am glad you didn't get off the bus with us!

Kthxbai,
me

I meet the WEIRDEST people related to the bus system out here. D:

Comments

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Wow. You really do get the weirdos.... O.o

[pinstripesuit.livejournal.com]

Accept his bizarre marriage proposal, then kick him in the balls and take the food. Hey, free food! College kids need all they can get.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE SHIT, MAN

[torsui.livejournal.com]

see, no, he really just wanted you to take his banana.

... *runs!*

[emmling.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, the reason you get all the crazies is because I secretly stuck my giant flashing HEY CRAZIES TALK TO ME I'M CUTE AND APPROACHABLE sign over your head when you weren't looking. I'm sorry, but I couldn't take it anymore.

You don't believe me? Why else would that crazy lady have cornered me in the UBookstore for an hour about how SHE totally came up with the idea for Golden Books, and her evil boss stole it and sold it to another company.

And that was a *mild* case of crazy.

GOOD LUCK!

[ontogenesis.livejournal.com]

Obviously you're cute. You need to use a Magic Marker to draw a hideous-looking scar (I'm thinking stich-marks) across your forehead to ward off the crazies.

Well, that will repel all but the weirdest ones, who will find the "scar" very appealing.

[azremodehar.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* ...I know exactly what you mean. ...It's one of the reasons I don't bus so much anymore. >>; ...I eventually developed a habit of just completely ignoring them. Pretend you don't speak English, or something, if you have to.