Primitive forms of courtship?

[nekokoban]

Dear sir on the bus:

No, I don't want your chicken.
Nor do I want your strawberries.
Or your bannana.
No, I was serious about the chicken.
Did I mention I don't want your strawberries?
OR THE CHICKEN.

I am glad you didn't get off the bus with us!

Kthxbai,
me

I meet the WEIRDEST people related to the bus system out here. D:

Comments

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Wow. You really do get the weirdos.... O.o

[nekokoban]

Apparently so! D: I have NO idea why -- he saw my leftovers from dinner (we went to Shalimar) and he thought it was soup, so he was all HAY WANT CHICKEN FER YER SOUP? :D :D and kept trying to give me food. Jen eventually had to throw random conversation topics at me so I could ignore him.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

By which he probably meant 'HAY WANT TA COME HOME WIT ME AND BE MY WIFE-THING?'. I am very, very sorry.

[nekokoban]

D: D: D: I didn't want to be his wife-thing, he had a big scary fro and his expression was kind of like this--> 8D

He also was like "OH YOU HAVE INDIAN LET ME HAVE SOME I LOOOOOVE INDIAN 8D 8D 8D" right before he offered me strawberries, too. D:

[pinstripesuit.livejournal.com]

Accept his bizarre marriage proposal, then kick him in the balls and take the food. Hey, free food! College kids need all they can get.

[nekokoban]

The strawberries didn't look that good, though, and I had leftovers with me (which was what STARTED that bizarre little exchange).

Perhaps next time! >____>

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE SHIT, MAN

[nekokoban]

I DON'T REALLY KNOW. Like I said, I always seem to meet the weirdest people when it comes to bussing and such. >_>

[torsui.livejournal.com]

see, no, he really just wanted you to take his banana.

... *runs!*

[nekokoban]

......

It had to be said, but STILL. D: D: D:

I DON'T WANT HIS BANNANA! T_____T

[emmling.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, the reason you get all the crazies is because I secretly stuck my giant flashing HEY CRAZIES TALK TO ME I'M CUTE AND APPROACHABLE sign over your head when you weren't looking. I'm sorry, but I couldn't take it anymore.

You don't believe me? Why else would that crazy lady have cornered me in the UBookstore for an hour about how SHE totally came up with the idea for Golden Books, and her evil boss stole it and sold it to another company.

And that was a *mild* case of crazy.

GOOD LUCK!

[nekokoban]

DAMN YOU, EMMALEE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? D: It'll take forever for that sign off!

Luckily (knock on wood) most of the crazies I've run into have been on the bus, or at bus stops, and I've never been by myself -- if someone tried to do that to me at the UBookstore, I might've just said screw politeness and ran for it. XD;

I don't want the crazies to come for meeeeeeeeee. T________T

[emmling.livejournal.com]

I really am sorry, but there just wasn't anyone else cute enough for it. ;) Maybe stick it on somebody else and then skip town?

I got a lot of crazies on the bus as well, which is why I refused to go see my friend in Walla Walla when the only way I could get over there was on a Greyhound. No way I'm getting stuck on a bus for six hours with crazies and no escape!

[nekokoban]

Damnit! I'll just need to find a victim volunterr, then! Somehow!

See, I haven't had as much trouble with the Greyhound -- took it to visit a friend in Canada, once -- but the local metro can be downright scary. >_> I'm grateful that I'm always with people when I run into them, but STILL. D: Bus crazies are bad news.

[ontogenesis.livejournal.com]

Obviously you're cute. You need to use a Magic Marker to draw a hideous-looking scar (I'm thinking stich-marks) across your forehead to ward off the crazies.

Well, that will repel all but the weirdest ones, who will find the "scar" very appealing.

[nekokoban]

Housemate J says it's because I'm small and I look defenseless or something. D:

I think as long as I run away/have someone there so I can pretend to ignore them, I think I will be fine. PLEASE, MISTERS SCARY BUS-MEN, LEAVE ME ALONE. D:

[azremodehar.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* ...I know exactly what you mean. ...It's one of the reasons I don't bus so much anymore. >>; ...I eventually developed a habit of just completely ignoring them. Pretend you don't speak English, or something, if you have to.

[nekokoban]

I have to bus, though, because I have no car and I'm not crazy enough to try driving around in Seattle. >____> The major problem is that these crazies usually hit me when I'm with friends, so they KNOW I can speak English. [Though that's sometimes how I put people off when they try to solicit stuff from me on campus. "No habla your language, sorry."]

The Metro Bus System is scary. D:

[azremodehar.livejournal.com]

*hugs* :/ ...Well, you might just have to tell them straight up - Leave me alone. It's rude by today's standards, but it does work.