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... And now for today's edition of You Had To Have Been There (But I Don't Actually Know Either):
Coworker JS (male): "[blahblahblah long anecdote about when he was living in New York] ... And that's when my cat got me pregnant."
Coworker JS (male): "[blahblahblah long anecdote about when he was living in New York] ... And that's when my cat got me pregnant."
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[pets] There, there. Did you even sleep.
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Maybe I was sleeping with a face of agony, or something.
...How did he get pregnant.
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... Well, I'm going to guess they didn't use protection for one. Other than that, I can't say.
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