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nekokoban ([personal profile] nekokoban) wrote2008-04-08 09:43 am
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... And now for today's edition of You Had To Have Been There (But I Don't Actually Know Either):

Coworker JS (male): "[blahblahblah long anecdote about when he was living in New York] ... And that's when my cat got me pregnant."
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[identity profile] rivendellrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I missed this. Was there a telemarketer involved? Because it almost sounds like one of those conversations...

[identity profile] skyrat13.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
@______@

....

Actually, I can totally see my general manager (also male) saying something like that....

[identity profile] keelieinblack.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...it's probably a bad sign that my first thought (after I finished the requisite boggling) was "So then would he be having a human baby, a litter of kittens, or some horrible kind of hybrid?"
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[identity profile] sleepfighter.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...cats in NY get you pregnant?

[identity profile] kadekmoment.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you offer a gift for the baby shower?

[identity profile] carrythelight.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
IS THIS THE ONE WITH THE... SHOUGI. . .

[identity profile] vianusmiho.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...I had to reread that sentence three times before I got it. It seemed like a perfectly normal thing to talk about.

Thank you, brain.
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[personal profile] pinkandkhaki 2008-04-08 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
SPEAKING AS A NEW YORKER...

W-Wow. That's new.

[identity profile] ontogenesis.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
...that sounds very surreal. Mpreg and bestiality, what a special day for nekoko-chan!
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