Art vs Life, redux

[nekokoban]

Today while visiting Silent Hill taking pictures in the basement, a board fell on me. It was one of those big white foam-cardboard thingies, so it wasn't bad, just stung a lot. D:

I told my boss I would start bringing a golf club down with me. He thought it was funny. D: I told him he'd be sorry when zombies rose up and ate all his employees and he just laughed again.

Comments

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

YOU MUST SAVE US ALL FROM THE ZOMBIES! ONLY YOU CAN!!!!

But if anyone eats a baby goddess, don't jump down the hole.

[nekokoban]

I MUST SUCCEED! XO

You know, there IS a random hole in the ground, in the back part of the basement. Where the lights are crappy. 8D

Hopefully by that point, though, I'll have the handgun and fifty gajillion refills. XO

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

... That's just not right, man. Not right at all.

[nekokoban]

THANK YOU! Hopefully there will be health drinks and first aid kits, too! XO

Yeaaaaah, the hole in the ground is just. Sort of. Um.

... yeah. >_______>

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

YOUR WELCOME! Should be, if life becomes a video game.

Just don't think about it. As long as no crazy blond bitch shows up and tells you bad things, I figure you're fine.

[nekokoban]

Well, if I have the guns and the health drinks, I'll be fine! :O

... two of my four female coworkers are blonde. D: I'M IN TROUBLE.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

That's good. I don't want to have to worry about you eating while you have to fight zombies. You know how you forget to eat.

OH NOES! O_O ... are any of them evil?

[nekokoban]

What the -- I do not forget to eat! It's more that I just sometimes don't have time. >_____>

... as far as I can tell, none of 'em are evil, but one of 'em is ditzy. But nice! So I dunno if that counts. D:

[torsui.livejournal.com]

'there was a hole here...'

hey, at least it ain't your open grave. :D

(and dude, screw the golf club. there's GOT to be a random car with a pipe stuck through its hood SOMEWHERE, right?)

[nekokoban]

It isn't my grave ... yet. I've only been there two days now, and the second time, I noticed more grime and stuff on the walls. >____>

Unfortunately, there's no random cars near where I work; we're on a busy street in a college area. T___T So until I acquire something better, I think the golf club will have to do ... !

[harukami]

AWW YOU'RE SO CUTE, Cheryl Alessa Heather, Terra!

[nekokoban]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS THE CASSANDRA, HUH!

STFU I AM NOT CUTE. I AM POTENTIAL ZOMBIE BAIT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

ZOMBIE! BAIT!

That =/= cute.

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

You're cute.

[nekokoban]

LKDFJPOUD*FPUEWOP*(R&OI:DFJLK

NO I AM NOT. XO

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

And adorable. *pats the Terra* Like a puppy, are you.

=D

[harukami]

You are SO cute.

[nekokoban]

>_______________________>

You are SO delusional.

[harukami]

HAY EVERYONE COME TELL TERRA HOW CUTE SHE IS BECAUSE SHE NEVER LISTENS WHEN I DO IT!

[nekokoban]

THEY'LL JUST DO IT TO SPITE ME AND YOU KNOW IT.

Besides, they're my friends, not strangers! SO THERE.

[shadawyn.livejournal.com]

Terra is adorable. And cute.

[nekokoban]

T___________T NOES.

[onefishjyuufish.livejournal.com]

Terra is adorable!! :D :D :D Whenever I think of her I think of squishy hugs and cute squee-ness!

[nekokoban]

...

ARGH. XO [flails not-cutely]

^---see, not cute!

[shadawyn.livejournal.com]

It's always people like that that get eaten first. :D

[nekokoban]

But I don't wannnnnnnna get eaten. D: D: A golf club should protect me till I get a gun, right? Right?

[shadawyn.livejournal.com]

Twas talking about your boss, not you :)

[nekokoban]

... oh.

Ohhhhhhhh.

Okay, then! 8D Serves him right, haha!

... [hides]

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

I would never, ever be able to work where you work.

[nekokoban]

Thankfully, most of the time I'm in the attic, which looks like completely normal office space.

Though the next time the phone rings, I may just end up unhooking it, damnit. XO

[shadowzephyr.livejournal.com]

o.O
I can't believe he didn't take your Zombie warning seriously!!!
Doesn't he understand the consequences of his inaction!!
Some people. hmp!

[nekokoban]

Apparently he thinks it's funny. FUNNY.

I'm telling you, he'll definitely be sorry when we ALL GET EATEN. XO