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Today while visiting Silent Hill taking pictures in the basement, a board fell on me. It was one of those big white foam-cardboard thingies, so it wasn't bad, just stung a lot. D:
I told my boss I would start bringing a golf club down with me. He thought it was funny. D: I told him he'd be sorry when zombies rose up and ate all his employees and he just laughed again.
I told my boss I would start bringing a golf club down with me. He thought it was funny. D: I told him he'd be sorry when zombies rose up and ate all his employees and he just laughed again.
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But if anyone eats a baby goddess, don't jump down the hole.
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You know, there IS a random hole in the ground, in the back part of the basement. Where the lights are crappy. 8D
Hopefully by that point, though, I'll have the handgun and fifty gajillion refills. XO
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... That's just not right, man. Not right at all.
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Yeaaaaah, the hole in the ground is just. Sort of. Um.
... yeah. >_______>
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Just don't think about it. As long as no crazy blond bitch shows up and tells you bad things, I figure you're fine.
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... two of my four female coworkers are blonde. D: I'M IN TROUBLE.
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OH NOES! O_O ... are any of them evil?
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... as far as I can tell, none of 'em are evil, but one of 'em is ditzy. But nice! So I dunno if that counts. D:
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hey, at least it ain't your open grave. :D
(and dude, screw the golf club. there's GOT to be a random car with a pipe stuck through its hood SOMEWHERE, right?)
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Unfortunately, there's no random cars near where I work; we're on a busy street in a college area. T___T So until I acquire something better, I think the golf club will have to do ... !
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CherylAlessaHeather, Terra!From:
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STFU I AM NOT CUTE. I AM POTENTIAL ZOMBIE BAIT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
ZOMBIE! BAIT!
That =/= cute.
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NO I AM NOT. XO
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=D
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You are SO delusional.
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Besides, they're my friends, not strangers! SO THERE.
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ARGH. XO [flails not-cutely]
^---see, not cute!
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Ohhhhhhhh.
Okay, then! 8D Serves him right, haha!
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Though the next time the phone rings, I may just end up unhooking it, damnit. XO
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I can't believe he didn't take your Zombie warning seriously!!!
Doesn't he understand the consequences of his inaction!!
Some people. hmp!
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I'm telling you, he'll definitely be sorry when we ALL GET EATEN. XO