Primitive forms of courtship?

[nekokoban]

Dear sir on the bus:

No, I don't want your chicken.
Nor do I want your strawberries.
Or your bannana.
No, I was serious about the chicken.
Did I mention I don't want your strawberries?
OR THE CHICKEN.

I am glad you didn't get off the bus with us!

Kthxbai,
me

I meet the WEIRDEST people related to the bus system out here. D:

Comments

[azremodehar.livejournal.com]

*hugs* :/ ...Well, you might just have to tell them straight up - Leave me alone. It's rude by today's standards, but it does work.