THE AMAZING WRITING PROCESS

So, like. Everyone.

You know that when I say "I write," what I really mean is, "I flail at my keyboard (and sometimes my roommate and sometimes inanimate objects) and then words fall out," right?

Also, apropos of nothing unless maybe you're sharky_chan and maybe not even then, the cat is his wife. Whut.

--NEVER MIND: I WAS HIJACKED.

MY ROOMMATE MAKES ME WATCH VIOLENT THINGS WHEN I WAS CONTEMPLATING WRITING PORN of the vaguely furry variety WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. ME.

I HATE HER TOO GUYS. :(

I'M SO TIRED GUYS. EVERYTHING IS MORE THAN A LITTLE HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.

SHE'S LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW, THE BASTARD. :( :( :(