The saga of Butterfingers McNoodleflop

TODAY I HAVE DROPPED:

- my lemonade :(((((
- MY BAGEL :(((((( but it was thankfully wrapped so still edible ;o;
- my mp3 player and my book
- MYSELF

Whoever had the brilliant idea of making sidewalks out of that decorative pebble-gravel, me and my knee really don't like you right now. :(

I have also scraped my elbow on a lightswitch (don't ask), broke my headphones, and forgot to deadlock my door.

And it's not even nine o'clock.

WISH ME LUCK.