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Cleaning my room is like an archaelogical expedition. There are layers upon layers of things, some of which I don't even remember having, but hey! Sometimes I find really old things that I'd given up for lost, or random little treasures that usually end up with it suddenly being two hours later and I'm sitting in the middle of my room and haven't put anything else away.
TOP TEN LIST OF DISCOVERIES:
10. The almost-full thingy of hand lotion that I thought I'd lost and was pissed about (it was kind of expensive! but it had just fallen behind my desk)
9. A dollar and assorted cents. HEY! I'M RICH!
8. Speaking of the above, my actual loose change Sobe bottle! No really, I'm rich! I have something like $11 in there, STFU.
7. Clothes! I actually have CLOTHES. And, like, apparently clothes that people don't remember ever seeing me wear (though I know I have), so they're like new! Score. XD
6. Blank CDs liek whooooooooooa, man.
5. GetBackers v29! HOORAY I CAN FINALLY READ IT! I bought it during the school year and put it away "somewhere safe" so I wouldn't be distracted during my finals and ... promptly lost it.
4. Hair ties! More hair ties are always good, because dude, my hair is always in serious need of SOME kind of restraint. @_x
3. More books than I seriously thought I HAD, up here -- not just the manga, but regular novels and books and such. (My two copies of Inferno, too, happiness!) Oh god, I need another bookshelf. But that leads me to --
2. MORE SPACE. Suddenly, with some of the clutter off the floor and put away, I realize my room's not as tiny as I sometimes felt it was. XD
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I DISCOVERED ...
1. My carpet. OMG. I HAVE A CARPET. IT'S ALL FUZZY AND KIND OF TAUPE-COLORED, LIKE ALL THE OTHER CARPETING IN THE HOUSE.
Also, according to some art books on anatomy out there, the penis does not exist (which is to say that it's an anatomy artbook for artists, but all the male nudes were, um. Not-so-artistically blipped out -- it's not even pixellation, it's just ... blank! kind of like Alan Rickman in Dogma, though apparently scarier). From this,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rivendellrose and I determined that possibly these penii are like unicorns -- people claim to have seen them, but are they real? ARE THEY REALLY?
The world may never know!
(I'm in, like, that hysterical stage between tired and not-tired, where every damn thing is funny. Ahahahaha I need dinner.)
TOP TEN LIST OF DISCOVERIES:
10. The almost-full thingy of hand lotion that I thought I'd lost and was pissed about (it was kind of expensive! but it had just fallen behind my desk)
9. A dollar and assorted cents. HEY! I'M RICH!
8. Speaking of the above, my actual loose change Sobe bottle! No really, I'm rich! I have something like $11 in there, STFU.
7. Clothes! I actually have CLOTHES. And, like, apparently clothes that people don't remember ever seeing me wear (though I know I have), so they're like new! Score. XD
6. Blank CDs liek whooooooooooa, man.
5. GetBackers v29! HOORAY I CAN FINALLY READ IT! I bought it during the school year and put it away "somewhere safe" so I wouldn't be distracted during my finals and ... promptly lost it.
4. Hair ties! More hair ties are always good, because dude, my hair is always in serious need of SOME kind of restraint. @_x
3. More books than I seriously thought I HAD, up here -- not just the manga, but regular novels and books and such. (My two copies of Inferno, too, happiness!) Oh god, I need another bookshelf. But that leads me to --
2. MORE SPACE. Suddenly, with some of the clutter off the floor and put away, I realize my room's not as tiny as I sometimes felt it was. XD
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I DISCOVERED ...
1. My carpet. OMG. I HAVE A CARPET. IT'S ALL FUZZY AND KIND OF TAUPE-COLORED, LIKE ALL THE OTHER CARPETING IN THE HOUSE.
Also, according to some art books on anatomy out there, the penis does not exist (which is to say that it's an anatomy artbook for artists, but all the male nudes were, um. Not-so-artistically blipped out -- it's not even pixellation, it's just ... blank! kind of like Alan Rickman in Dogma, though apparently scarier). From this,
rivendellrose and I determined that possibly these penii are like unicorns -- people claim to have seen them, but are they real? ARE THEY REALLY?The world may never know!
(I'm in, like, that hysterical stage between tired and not-tired, where every damn thing is funny. Ahahahaha I need dinner.)
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OMG ARTISTS ARE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD AND MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THE DANGEROUS PENIS. Only, I figure if you're already studying at the anatomical level, you're proooooobably old enough to handle it. XD
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My theory is, all publishers are male, and they don't want to world knowing what penises really look like in the wild... because their tame little penises and small and scared. They don't want to be giving us "ideas". For the fate of mankind! And insecure males everywhere getting some! ...we must be kept in the dark on this subject.
My life drawing teacher at comm college was one of these pricks, 'cause he refused to let us draw nude male models... and practically groped our barely-18-year-old female model as it was. XPPP
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Would you, like, make an icon of this? Or something? It needs to be commemmorated. XD
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... I am so tempted to see if I can lift something from the Chintsubu manga. SO TEMPTED.
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...... yanno, I think a talking penis would be the most dangerous penis of all, wouldn't it? DO IT!
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It WOULD be the most dangerous. OKAY! I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK!
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.../rant.
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A MEN'S!
... penis.
*runs away*
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*blinks* Those art books confuse me. If you're gonna draw nekkid peoples, why not include a penis? Hell, a lot of art has the penis hanging right out there. In 3D on sculptures. ... *now imagines needing 3D glasses to see the penis* o_O
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I'm so happy for you and the discovery of your room! *hugs* I only wish I were there to see this amazing carpet you've found. ;-)
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It's GREAT! I have, like, SPACE IN HERE NOW. XD I mean, there are still some boxes I need to move, and lots of stuff on the floor still, but ... now it's just messy, rather than a disaster zone. :D
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I'm so happy for you and your floor. We should through you and your floor a party. With cake.