Journey to the bottom of the junk

Cleaning my room is like an archaelogical expedition. There are layers upon layers of things, some of which I don't even remember having, but hey! Sometimes I find really old things that I'd given up for lost, or random little treasures that usually end up with it suddenly being two hours later and I'm sitting in the middle of my room and haven't put anything else away.

TOP TEN LIST OF DISCOVERIES:

10. The almost-full thingy of hand lotion that I thought I'd lost and was pissed about (it was kind of expensive! but it had just fallen behind my desk)
9. A dollar and assorted cents. HEY! I'M RICH!
8. Speaking of the above, my actual loose change Sobe bottle! No really, I'm rich! I have something like $11 in there, STFU.
7. Clothes! I actually have CLOTHES. And, like, apparently clothes that people don't remember ever seeing me wear (though I know I have), so they're like new! Score. XD
6. Blank CDs liek whooooooooooa, man.
5. GetBackers v29! HOORAY I CAN FINALLY READ IT! I bought it during the school year and put it away "somewhere safe" so I wouldn't be distracted during my finals and ... promptly lost it.
4. Hair ties! More hair ties are always good, because dude, my hair is always in serious need of SOME kind of restraint. @_x
3. More books than I seriously thought I HAD, up here -- not just the manga, but regular novels and books and such. (My two copies of Inferno, too, happiness!) Oh god, I need another bookshelf. But that leads me to --
2. MORE SPACE. Suddenly, with some of the clutter off the floor and put away, I realize my room's not as tiny as I sometimes felt it was. XD

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I DISCOVERED ...

1. My carpet. OMG. I HAVE A CARPET. IT'S ALL FUZZY AND KIND OF TAUPE-COLORED, LIKE ALL THE OTHER CARPETING IN THE HOUSE.

Also, according to some art books on anatomy out there, the penis does not exist (which is to say that it's an anatomy artbook for artists, but all the male nudes were, um. Not-so-artistically blipped out -- it's not even pixellation, it's just ... blank! kind of like Alan Rickman in Dogma, though apparently scarier). From this, rivendellrose and I determined that possibly these penii are like unicorns -- people claim to have seen them, but are they real? ARE THEY REALLY?

The world may never know!

(I'm in, like, that hysterical stage between tired and not-tired, where every damn thing is funny. Ahahahaha I need dinner.)