Someday these things won't surprise me

... there's apparently fic of Ban raping Ginji existing in this wide world of fandom.

Not even doujinshi, but, like. Fic of Ban raping Ginji. Everyone knows that Ban's the weepy uke anyway?!

Guys, why have I been in fandom 10+ years and this still surprises me.

SOB.

... in other news, I am totally failing at replying to comments or flist entries these past few weeks, both ficposts and otherwise. I'M REALLY SORRY! I promise I will do my best to catch up THIS WEEKEND. T_____Tb

AND NOW WE RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED ... LIFE. THING. STUFF.

Waugh D:

S-so, okay. I have to write my imaginarybeasts story and get it in by ... March 9th. Yikes.

The original idea I had, sadly, is not panning out -- apparently modern settings just don't work for me. :\ BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER FLIPPET THAT I WAS CONSIDERING that I think I can hack into some semblance of shape!

--Only. Because the theme of the issue is gendertwist, w-what I want to do is name the male character (who's been unnamed for as long as I've been kicking this idea around) "Phoenix." Since I dunno, games and all aside, I personally think of phoenixes as a feminine presence/image. Please note that this would have absolutely no connection with the Phoenix Wright games at all; it's just that the female character is a dragon, so I'm wondering if I could/should pull off the male one being a phoenix. :|

SO I TURN TO YOU, MY WISE AND WONDERFUL FLIST.

EDIT: BELATEDLY. If you vote "N," suggestions would be kind of awesometastic. :|b

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