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[nekokoban]

Free Grill or Shotgun with the purchase of a new Sierra or Yukon.

WAT

(I'm not even making this up. Someone has this advertisement on their website.)

All I really can do is just -- laugh. And laugh. And maybe laugh some more. Because that is pretty amazing, you have to admit.

PS GO GIVE ME MORE PROMPTS.

Comments

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I have been saying this a lot lately but

W

T

F

[nekokoban]

Then one of my coworkers edited it to create the ShotGrill! Blurb says:

The actual mechanism of the ShotGrill™ is a curious invention, first proposed by Hubert Taftworth in 1856. It involves loading the shotgun with coal (or in this day, charcoal briquettes), and then allowing the grill to heat over the course of 15-20 minutes. When the grill is well prepared, open the lid, and sprinkle gunpowder over the open barrel (filled with red hot charcoal, of course), and quickly aim the gun at your target.

No one is sure why you have to put the gunpowder on the hot coals before aiming, and it is one of the modern marvels of science and engineering that if you aim it first, it will not fire. There has never been a satisfactory answer as to why this occurs. Modern scientists are baffled.

It is $39.95, and available at both Sportsman’s Warehouse and Cabella’s.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

ahahaha oh dear god XD

[nekokoban]

I love my coworkers. :D

CALL IN THE NEXT SIXTY SECONDS, GET A FREE POCKET FISHERMAN, he added, in addendum.

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

You still owe me a prompt :3

[nekokoban]

I'M THINKING

I'm bad at thinking up prompts for myself :(

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, I know. PROMPTS ARE HARD. I'd just write you something without your input, but I don't know what fandoms you're INTO into these days. :( ♥

[nekokoban]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FANDOMS I'M INTO THESE DAYS. ._____.a

You could write me genderswitch something, then no matter what it is, it'd be awesome. :D

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

I could. But you still need to tell me a fandom 8( OR A FEW FOR ME TO PICK FROM. OR SOMETHING.

[relics.livejournal.com]

.... shotgun as in the gun? Cuz I'd take that shit. *has an unhealthy love of those guns*

[nekokoban]

Oh yeah! A free beretta, even! Th-though the ad was taken down now, oops.

[relics.livejournal.com]

awwww poo. I'll just go and get me a shotgun the legal way haha..

[irishninja.livejournal.com]

OMG that's like my dream purchase. Big American truck/SUV + gun = Happy Mike.

^_^

Alas, Shadawyn would kill/mock/berate/leave me (depending on her mood).

[white_aster]

...dude, for what a YUKON is going to cost me over the long run? That shotgun had better be fully automatic and come with its own prey for me to shoot WHENEVER I WANT.

[nekokoban]

No, no, see, you should go for Option 3, the ShotGrill -- that way, you can kill and cook prey ON THE SPOT! None of that pesky going back to civilization first, or anything like that! :Db

[white_aster]

....now that IS tempting....hmmm....

[katmaxwell.livejournal.com]

I want, more than anything, for that to be a dealership in like. Los Angeles.

[nekokoban]

Sadly, there was no indication on the ad of what state it came from.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL WHILE IT LASTED.

[katmaxwell.livejournal.com]

And that is the true tragedy. :(

[katmaxwell.livejournal.com]

ALSO HOLY CRAP THAT CARTOON I don't even remember the name but I LOVED IT SO. D:

[nekokoban]

SWAT KATS

oh my god someone else remembers it IT'S LIKE NOSTALGIA SO HARD, FOR ME, TO HAVE THAT ICON ;o;

[vianusmiho.livejournal.com]

PROMPT.

NOW.

[nekokoban]

drrr drrr drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Something with ... uh ... um ...






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