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[nekokoban]

There is Nightmare Before Christmas porn in this world.

I -- I should have at least GUESSED, but somehow, the very possibility just. It. It doesn't.

...

ERROR PLEASE REBOOT FROM START. D:

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Apparently there's also Lion King porn. Let's here it for un-pornable series being porned? T_T

[nekokoban]

Buh--! Huzz--! hissu--!

At least lions are mammals and have the bits FOR sex. Jack's a skeleton an Sally's a rag doll, how does that WORK? D: D: D:

... or maybe I don't want to know.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

I've seen tetris porn before, which was a bit more '... wow' than most, but you're right. NBC porn? O.o

You're right there. The internet is a scary scary place and it's best not to inquire too deeply. D:

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I didn't need to know that. I really didn't need to know that.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

And by the way... Where DID those cracked out little hamster emoticons come from anyway?

[nekokoban]

Hamsters? o____o

... do you mean my mood icons? Those're baby penguins. XD; I got 'em from Emperor Penguin Empire.

[nekokoban]

And yeeeeeet ... there the information is. D:

My brain, it hurts so badly. D: D:

[takadainmate.livejournal.com]

Alas for after two years in Japan I seem to no longer find anything suprising. Le sigh.

[nekokoban]

... but it's Nightmare Before Christmas. D: It's sort of like seeing my childhood sexualized, and even though I know Jack and Sally had kids via the soundtrack, it's another thing entirely to, um. See it. In detail.

Obviously, I am not tough enough for this yet! XO

[takadainmate.livejournal.com]

I knew it was all over for my brain when I calmly and without any suprise leafed through a Kantarou-gets-tentacle-raped doujinshi at an event once. Since that time I have given up fearing for my sanity. It's too late. BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

.... there's also My Little Pony smut.

[nekokoban]

.................................

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Though, like I said to kaltia, at least ponies have the BITS for it. Theoretically, if they really are ponies, they should be able to.

And at the same time, this giant shining part of my childhood has just died.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

So...where's the link?

(Also, I've seen Pooh/Piglet fic out there somewhere, too.)

[nekokoban]

Ummm. I got it off fandom_wank, so, uh ...

Here we go!

It's not that her art is particularly horrible or anything, but it's not exactly stellar, either. XD; But from the few I skimmed before my brain dribbled out my ears, she seems very ... taken with the doujinshi concept that the NO!face = enjoyment.

(Oh, I've heard long passionate discussions about why the reason no one in the Hundred Acre Wood wears pants is because Pooh is their lord and master and when he says "bend over," the other animals most obey. Piglet is his favorite.)

[feliciter.livejournal.com]

I thought I had seen everything in the HP fandom (up to and including Harry/Giant Squid and book!Riddle/Voldemort pre-resurrection).

But Jack/Sally and Tetris pron...OMG MY EYES

Tentacle rape is applicable in *every* fandom worth its salt..some just come to it (no pun intended) sooner than later, depending on the material and the popularity of the original.

I've heard long passionate discussions about why the reason no one in the Hundred Acre Wood wears pants is because Pooh is their lord and master and when he says "bend over," the other animals most obey

Incidentally, one of my recent department meetings included an argument(complete with anatomical sketches)on whether Pooh was male or female - (s)he never wears pants, but *nothing* seems to be visible. And Winnie being a fairly ambiguous name (Winston? Winifred?), the discussion became quite heated and took up almost 15 minutes.
This wouldn't be so bad except I work in a hospital *facepalm*

hope you don't mind me commenting, wandered over here from love_tactics

[enishi-sama.livejournal.com]

Now THAT'S a disturbing mental image. But hardly surprising considering I once found a fic pairing Wing Zero (NOT Heero... his GUNDAM) and Relena. Stuff of nightmares, I tell ya.

[nekokoban]

... okay, now, that's just getting ridiculous.

Unless it was some weird psychological thing where Relena might be projecting her fascination with Heero onto things related to him, and maybe she could get off by ... uh ... pole-dancing-esque behavior and it would make a really interesting twisted darkfic, ah ...

If we're talking about Wing Zero being semi-sentient and stuff, uh. GIVEN THAT ONE OF ITS FINGERS IS ABOUT AS LONG AS HER BODY I DON'T THINK THAT WORKS. D:

[mangaseller.livejournal.com]

the basic rule is that there is a pron version of everything that you could possiably imagine
ie:gundams having sex with humans , eva units having sex with the pilots
etc......

[enishi-sama.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. Wing Zero SHRUNK to human size... just for Relena! And it had a mechanical penis. I'm sure Heero would be surprised and disturbed to learn of these SEKRIT POWERS his Gundam seemed to aquire in that fic. I'm sure you can picture it now! Aren't you glad I gave you details? :D Fortunately for you, I don't recall much else about that fic, as I've long since blocked most of it from my mind for the sake of my mental health.

[mangaseller.livejournal.com]

soem clients of mine have sent me some odd stuff that may help you understand why soem ppl like that stuff

[azremodehar.livejournal.com]

*did not need to know this*

I guess subconsciously I kinda knew. Especially after KH, heaven help me.

[nekokoban]

[didn't either. BUT DOES NOW OH GOD]

... but was that more because Nightmare!Sora was oddly hot jailbait, or because of Jack himself? Because, um. Haha. Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.

[surasha.livejournal.com]

...Poor Sally...having to have to keep up with Jack and his bone(r)s...*BRICK'D FOR THE LAME*

[nekokoban]

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[makes lots of sad broken faces at you]